I don't see myself as offending people.
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.
Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.
I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol
I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'