I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'
Jimmy CarrI used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.
Jimmy CarrI don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.
Jimmy CarrIt's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.
Jimmy Carr