After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.

People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.

I don't see myself as offending people.