After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.

Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.