My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
Jimmy CarrI saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move.
Jimmy CarrMy father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.
Jimmy Carr