When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.