After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.
Jimmy CarrI am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.
Jimmy CarrI like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
Jimmy Carr