The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.
My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol
I do realise that when I laugh, it sounds like a seal is being molested.
When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.