There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?
Jimmy CarrLike most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.
Jimmy Carr