Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.

Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it

My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky."