I don't see myself as offending people.
How many airports are there in the world?
Say what you want about the deaf.
Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.
Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!
Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.