I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'.

I pay what I have to and not a penny more.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky."

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.