If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?
I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.
You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.
When someone close to you dies, move seats.
I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.