Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling.

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.

Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.