Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a half must be.

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.