When someone close to you dies, move seats.
I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.
I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.