Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.

It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.

The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.

I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.