I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

I pay what I have to and not a penny more.