I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.
Jimmy CarrLike most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.
Jimmy CarrI don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.
Jimmy Carr