I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.

The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.

Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.