I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

How many airports are there in the world?

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.