I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.

I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

I pay what I have to and not a penny more.

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.