I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.

I pay what I have to and not a penny more.

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.

I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.