I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.

The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling.

A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.

Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself.

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.