I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.

I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.

Say what you want about the deaf.

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it