When someone close to you dies, move seats.

I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.

My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky."

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'.

No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea.

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.

Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.