When someone close to you dies, move seats.

I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.

Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.

It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.

The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.