Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.

I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.

We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.

I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're working with, when the chips are down, it's all about business.

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.

The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius' bathroom floor.

When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time.