I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.
Joan RiversI was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.
Joan RiversDon't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.
Joan Rivers