Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.

I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.

What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.