My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.

Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

moving on is a gift you give yourself.

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."

I was not an attractive child.

Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.

Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.