My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.

I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.