She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.
The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.