The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves

If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.

Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.

Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'