If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.
Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' And as far as fashion is concerned, that's a good thing.