Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.

I'm at the top, top, top of my game now. I'm so happy to be on that stage, I'm in control of it, and I love every minute of it. I walk onstage in rehearsal and I start to smile. And so I just don't care what anyone else is doing. Do what you want, say what you want. Nobody else can do what I do onstage. Nobody.

The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy award voter with a tampon in her purse.

Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.

Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.

I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.