Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.

As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.

Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you're okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.