Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.

Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.

Better laid than never.

The only street I like is Rue Honore de Balzac, because 'Balzac' sound so gay, and I love my gays. I might like Parisians more if they named their streets only for gay icons, like Rue Liza Minnelli or Rue Bette Midler or, my favorite, Rue McClanahan.

Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.

The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.

The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves