Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.

There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.

I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!

A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon.

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities have that thin veneer that they will not break for you.

I love the way my life has fallen into place.