I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.

I hate reality shows that are not reality.

Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

I think we all in comedi business, especially when we reach a certain age, are divas up to a point. I love when a limousine comes for me, I can't lie about that. I love when you go to a restaurant and they say, "Come this way, Miss Rivers," and you get a good table. I love all that, the perks that come with the business.

Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!