I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.

Happiness, at my age, is breathing

Boy George is all England needs. Another queen who can't dress.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.

She's so fat, she's my two best friends.

Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.