I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.

My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.

The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.

A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon.

That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.

I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.