Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"

When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.

As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'

Every television show you go on is a choice.