There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.
Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.
I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.