Every television show you go on is a choice.

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' And as far as fashion is concerned, that's a good thing.

Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'

When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time.

Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.

There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.