Every television show you go on is a choice.

I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.

Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!

"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.