I've learned from doing my own show with Fox that people are not your partners if they're signing the checks. Whoever signs your paycheck is the boss - no matter what they tell you.
Joan RiversThe psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.
Joan RiversDon't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.
Joan RiversWhatever you do to recover from a loss, people will be critical because they believe that the only way to recover is their way. And you will even run into some people who should be run into by rhinos because they actually don't want to see you get over your tragedy at all; grief is a spectator sport for them.
Joan Rivers