Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.