My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.
I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.