When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.

There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't.

If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.