The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

I was my own buddy in camp.

The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' And as far as fashion is concerned, that's a good thing.

"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"

Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.

If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others

My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.