my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.
Joan RiversI said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.
Joan RiversTonight I'll be interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro and Djimon Honsou - and yes, those are actors, not caterers.
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