The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.
My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there."
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.