You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

Run scared ... and they never catch you.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays

Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.

I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.