You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.

I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.

I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.

if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.

Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.