You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.

Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!

The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy award voter with a tampon in her purse.

I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.