I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.

I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.

How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.

Happiness, at my age, is breathing

I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.

I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.