I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.

Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.

I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.

Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.