I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.
No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.
You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves
I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.