I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.

I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.

Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.

I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.

I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.

I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway."