Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.
Joan RiversGay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.
Joan RiversLearn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the worst because they get the rings under water. When it comes up, it's garbage. Jewish, big rings. Episcopalian big rings. Italians-the best, because they get them off of dead people, and second wives get the biggest rings of all.
Joan Rivers