What we do is a calling...we make people happy.
Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
People are arguing whether Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" is anti-semitic. Well, whether it is or it isn't, it doesn't matter, because I've been in touch with his accounting firm, Rosencrantz, Levy and Stern, and they're screwing him out of his profits.