I hate reality shows that are not reality.
I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”
Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.
My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.