You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.
She's so fat, she's my two best friends.
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.