If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.
I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.