I've learned: When you get older, who cares? I don't mince words, I don't hold back. What are you gonna do to me? Fire me? It's been done. Threaten to commit suicide? Done. Take away my show? Done! Not invite to me to the Vanity Fair party? I've never been invited! If I ever saw the invitation, I'd use it as toilet paper.

God always comes up with a third act twist -- and we won't know until we die whether the play was a comedy or a tragedy.

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.

if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

I’m never without a bandage.