I've learned: When you get older, who cares? I don't mince words, I don't hold back. What are you gonna do to me? Fire me? It's been done. Threaten to commit suicide? Done. Take away my show? Done! Not invite to me to the Vanity Fair party? I've never been invited! If I ever saw the invitation, I'd use it as toilet paper.

I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays

I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.

I was absorbing a sorry truth of show business - rejection is the norm and acceptance the oddity. I was learning to cut the tops off my highs and stay with the lows where the rejections and letdowns would be shallow.