Can we talk?
I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.