I was not an attractive child.
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.
My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.