Never floss a stranger.
I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.
I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.