Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy award voter with a tampon in her purse.
Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.