I was not an attractive child.

Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

I have to tell you that it's not going to be easy. Take every chance and every opportunity that you can. Don't say 'I can't' or 'I shouldn't' or 'I'm too tired.'

I've learned from doing my own show with Fox that people are not your partners if they're signing the checks. Whoever signs your paycheck is the boss - no matter what they tell you.

Run scared ... and they never catch you.

A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.