You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.
One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
[When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.