Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.

I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'

I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.