Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
She's so fat, she's my two best friends.
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.