Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.

Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.

I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”

my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.

I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.