My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.
Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?