Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.

Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.

Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.