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A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you're okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.

Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.