Can we talk?
Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.
Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.