On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.

I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.

When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.

In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.

Never floss with a stranger.