On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.

Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.

I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.

The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.