The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.
Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.
I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.