Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'
I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'
Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.
When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
If you're not a wreck in this business, you're not around.
Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.