Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you're okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.

Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.

I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.

Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.

if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.