I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.
Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
Tonight I'll be interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro and Djimon Honsou - and yes, those are actors, not caterers.