Never floss a stranger.
Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.
All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
I was my own buddy in camp.
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.