Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'
I hate reality shows that are not reality.
I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending.