My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.
Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.
Tonight I'll be interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro and Djimon Honsou - and yes, those are actors, not caterers.
Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.