If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

Tonight I'll be interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro and Djimon Honsou - and yes, those are actors, not caterers.

I think we all in comedi business, especially when we reach a certain age, are divas up to a point. I love when a limousine comes for me, I can't lie about that. I love when you go to a restaurant and they say, "Come this way, Miss Rivers," and you get a good table. I love all that, the perks that come with the business.