If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

God always comes up with a third act twist -- and we won't know until we die whether the play was a comedy or a tragedy.

In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.

I was my own buddy in camp.

Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!

If you don't go to Broadway, you're a fool. On Broadway, off Broadway, above Broadway, below Broadway, go! Don't tell me there isn't something wonderful playing. If I'm home in New York at night, I'm either at a Broadway or an Off Broadway show. We're in the theater capital of the world, and if you don't get it, you're an idiot.

With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.