If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.

If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.

All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.

You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.