I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

I was my own buddy in camp.

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.

If you're not a wreck in this business, you're not around.

Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.