I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
People are arguing whether Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" is anti-semitic. Well, whether it is or it isn't, it doesn't matter, because I've been in touch with his accounting firm, Rosencrantz, Levy and Stern, and they're screwing him out of his profits.