Having a baby can be a scream.
Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays
I was absorbing a sorry truth of show business - rejection is the norm and acceptance the oddity. I was learning to cut the tops off my highs and stay with the lows where the rejections and letdowns would be shallow.