The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive.
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.