When you're first-generation money, you want to say, "I got a Mercedes and a Rolls and a Lamborghini. Take a look." When you're second-generation money, you're very quiet behind your country club doors. I think that's why people are much more aware. It's the first-generation wives that have the huge rings and the second-generation says, "Everyone be quiet as we get on our yacht or our private plane."

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.

I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.