When you're first-generation money, you want to say, "I got a Mercedes and a Rolls and a Lamborghini. Take a look." When you're second-generation money, you're very quiet behind your country club doors. I think that's why people are much more aware. It's the first-generation wives that have the huge rings and the second-generation says, "Everyone be quiet as we get on our yacht or our private plane."

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.

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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.