If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.