Obama came in and said he was going turn everything around, and you can't. Give the guy a break. But I question a lot of what's happening. It's certainly going to reflect in my vote, but who else is there? It's a horrible time, because people vote party lines instead of what's good for the country. I think the whole health care issue turned so ugly, because of party lines, and that's not what that's supposed to be about.

I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.

Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.

I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.

Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.

The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.