Obama came in and said he was going turn everything around, and you can't. Give the guy a break. But I question a lot of what's happening. It's certainly going to reflect in my vote, but who else is there? It's a horrible time, because people vote party lines instead of what's good for the country. I think the whole health care issue turned so ugly, because of party lines, and that's not what that's supposed to be about.

My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.

Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.

I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.