There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.

Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.

My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.