Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.
Two is company; three is fifty bucks.
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.