Comedy - and I say this with humility - comedy needs me.

Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

God always comes up with a third act twist -- and we won't know until we die whether the play was a comedy or a tragedy.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.