My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.
As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.