I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.
Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.
I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.