Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.

I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!