My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.
I was my own buddy in camp.
Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.