Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.