Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
Every television show you go on is a choice.
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.