I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.
Joan RiversI have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.
Joan RiversHere's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
Joan Rivers