A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.